Nokia X3 Flash Fiction Mini Contest Part II: Romantic Comedy

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RULES

1. The deadline for ROMANTIC COMEDY flash fiction is at 11:59PM of Friday and the third will end 11:59PM of Sunday.

2. The contest is FLASH FICTION. If you don’t know what it is, this is the type of creative fiction which you can do with as little words as possible. The limit is 144 characters (including the space and periods, commas, etc) so if your limit is essentially one Tweet. Leave the entries in my comments section.

Example: Perhaps the most famous is the work by Hemmingway which goes something like: For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.. English / Filipino / Taglish entries are OK. Avoid abbreviations.

3. The theme:

ROMANTIC COMEDY Thursday – Friday 11:59PM

Clock is based on the timestamp of the comments.

4. I’m choosing the winner. If there are any discrepancies with the rules whatsoever, I’ll have final say with the rules after considering the comments from readers. Winners wil be announced a couple of hours after each mini contest ends, also announcing the beginning of the new series.

5. This contest is open to everyone from the Philippines. if you live outside MLA, we will have to ship the prize to you courtesy of Nokia. They will take care of it. If you won once, you can’t win again. But you can submit as many entries as you wish (you can even combine them if you want). Entries that are heavily offensive / done in bad taste / pornographic won’t be counted. PG-13 allowed.

6. If you submitted your entry in the previous post, don’t worry I am keeping track of them, but please for new entries, submit in the comments section below this post.

Comments

357 responses to “Nokia X3 Flash Fiction Mini Contest Part II: Romantic Comedy”

  1. Noypi Avatar
    Noypi

    haha… thanks for the special mention Sir Jayvee… 😀

    Thought it was scary. But yeah, it’s hilarious. Wahahaha…

    Hmmmm… Time to think for the next category…

    “Bangin ka ba? Kasi nahuhulog na ako sayo…”

    Haha.. kanta po yan.. mag-iisip pa ako… Congrats sa winner!

  2. Noypi Avatar
    Noypi

    Jayvee opened his cupped hand, showed it to a lady and said, “It’s my breath from when you took it away.” 😀

  3. Noypi Avatar
    Noypi

    Hey, did you fart?? Because you blew me away!! 😀

  4. Noypi Avatar
    Noypi

    BOY: Asan ka kagabi?

    GIRL: Dito lang sa bahay, natutulog.

    BOY: Kaya pala.

    GIRL: Oh bakit??

    BOY: Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko e.

  5. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The prince kissed the princess very sweet.
    ‘On the mirror.’

  6. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The Prince wants to mary the Queen.

  7. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    Para sa mahal niya, siya ay nag palayo.
    Ngunit nag kita muli.

  8. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
    ‘He wants a dog’

  9. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make
    your bedrock!

  10. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    When the Prince you stood in front of a mirror and show 11 horses, he would see 12.
    ‘The Princess notices it’

  11. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night,
    don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you
    for Christmas

  12. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 12 fake, real and he says to her ” If the roses won’t die, I’ll stop loving you”

  13. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The boy wants the girl to look at his friends.
    The boy shouted: Do you think she’s cute?

  14. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The girl’s left leg is Thanksgiving, and the right leg is Christmas,
    The boy visits between the holidays.

  15. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The boy wishes the girl homework would be his homework.
    So he can do it in the table.

  16. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The boy has a problem in the eye.
    Because he can’t take it off the girl.

  17. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    girl: Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?(She said to the boy)

  18. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The boy asked: Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.

  19. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    Ang lalake ay mabait. Tinuring ang babae na parang asawa.
    Nang maging masama. Tinuring ang babae na parang lalake.

  20. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The boy had no other options in order to live. I want to live please I C U or U C ME(the boy said to the girl)

  21. NemOry Avatar
    NemOry

    The boy killed himself for his girlfriend because his tired seeing her dying.
    ‘Actually his girlfriend was just joking’

  22. tankphoenix Avatar
    tankphoenix

    Sign up! be a habitat of my heart

  23. tankphoenix Avatar
    tankphoenix

    mahirap maging Magnet, lahat ng bubuyog nakadikit

  24. tankphoenix Avatar
    tankphoenix

    “you’re the smartphone of my eyes and keypad of my fingers”

  25. tankphoenix Avatar
    tankphoenix

    to correct previously posted:

    “you’re the smartphone of my eyes, keypad of my fingers and promise to be your Nokia forever”

  26. eyronn Avatar

    I saw her. She saw me. Eyes met. Tumigil ang mundo. My moment I say. “Bayad mo sa utang”?! she said.

  27. Clifford Avatar

    It’s your eyes that I’ve fall for…Makes me weaker and weaker…Everyday of my life…

  28. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart boss + smart employee =profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

  29. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    To love is to know the sacrifices which eternity exacts from life.

  30. Jerry Avatar

    A rich old man standing infront of a girl,
    telling her, “i have lots of money!”

  31. Ferdinand A. Avatar
    Ferdinand A.

    TWEETED: @MyFerdie I love you, but I have to leave you. You’re like a Tweet. You have no more than 140 thousand pesos in your bank account.

  32. Jerry Avatar

    a couple with nothing better to do,
    instead of running off under the shade of a tree,
    brought out their x3, pics to be uploaded soon.

  33. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Often in silence when you are not around I sit quietly, cherishing the memories abound,I often think how life would be without You.

  34. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Girlfriend:Ayaw ko na! I’ll return to you all the things you’ve given me!

    Boyfriend:Okay then, let’s start with the kisses! (yan ang hirit:-D)

  35. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    “forget the past that made you cry and focus on your present that completes your life.”

  36. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    A man falls inlove through his eyes, while a woman falls inlove through her ears.

  37. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Destiny decides who you meet in life but it is your heart that decides who gets to stay forever

  38. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    They say: “LOVE will keep us alive.”

    but why are some people committing suicide?

    Maybe the truth is:
    “Too much LOVE will kill you.”

  39. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Ang tunay na pagmamahal ay hindi ipinapakita sa pamamagitan ng yakap at halik.

  40. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    It’s not the effort that makes the girl smile.

    It’s the willingness of the guy to do those crazy efforts just to make her feel special. 🙂

  41. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Ang pagmamahalan ay panandaliang kabaliwan na malulunasan ng kasalan.

  42. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    have you ever found the one.
    the one who makes you feel complete?
    Only to lose them forever
    and watch them happy with someone else

  43. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    the boy asked the girl i lost my number can i have yours?

  44. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Nagsimula sa ngiti.. lumago sa halikan.. natapos sa luhaan…

  45. Jerry Avatar

    Listen to your heart,
    take a chance by giving in to your feelings,
    tell her…
    its better than taking a bet on lotto…

  46. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

  47. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Nakikita ko ang yong mukha sa aking mga panaginip;
    Kaya’t lagi akong binabangungot sa aking idlip.

  48. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Boy: para kang baraha

    muka ka kaseng queen of hearts qoh.

  49. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Parang langit ang yong ngiti, ang yong mga labi, ang yong mukha, ang yong mga mata. Damn, Galing kong mambola!

  50. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

  51. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Mabait, matalino, magalang, mapagmahal, mapagpatawad. lahat na ay na sayo; kung maitatago mulang sana mukha mo.

  52. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Boy:Ulan ka ba? Kasi lupa ako. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, sa akin ang bagsak mo.

  53. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    “Para kang alak… ang lakas ng tama mo sa akin.”

  54. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy’s car. They marry. Boy misses girl and his car. Boy gets a dog.

  55. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not.

  56. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    lalake: Magdala ka ng salbabida.
    babae: Bakit? Maliligo ba tayo?
    lalake: Hindi, baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

  57. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Ihi ka ba? …Hindi kasi kita matiis eh

  58. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Jilted Bride seeks revenge, marries Groom’s dad. Dad and new wife disinherit Groom.

  59. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Hika ka ba? Kasi you take my breathe away. hehe

  60. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Dictionary kaba ? kasi binigyan mo kahulugan buhay ko eh. 🙂

  61. Jerry Avatar

    You know the Greeks didn’t write obituaries.
    They only asked one question after a man died;
    Did he have passion?

  62. Jerry Avatar

    I love you, You… you complete me, And I just…
    Shut up, just shut up. You had me when you showed me your bank book!

  63. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Groom never imagined that he would meet his ex-lover in his own wedding. Ex-lover assures him, “Don’t worry, I won’t tell my daughter.”

  64. Jerry Avatar

    Man said to his wife, “ill never met a stranger but i have been with a estranged her”

  65. Jerry Avatar

    “A bird may love a fish, but where will they live?”

  66. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    “Alam mo ba na pwede kitang idemanda ng trespassing? Kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa isip ko!”:)

  67. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    para kang pustiso. . . . . .

    i cant smile without you 🙂

  68. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    boy:laro naman tau
    girl:ano namang laro?
    boy:kahit ano basta wag lang taguan
    girl:bakit naman?
    boy:bc0z a girl lyk u is impossible to find

  69. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    A Sweet fight
    gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sakin.hindi na ko babalik!

    bf: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!

    gf: ano?

    bf: AKO!

  70. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    girl:hey sasama ka ba mamaya?
    boy:ay hindi ako pwede eh
    girl:bakit naman.ano dahilan?
    boy:magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging akin.

  71. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Boy: Uupo ako sa harap mo.

    Girl: tapos?

    Boy: Titingnan mo ko at titingnan din kita

    Girl: Bkt?

    Boy: Para may pagtingin tayo sa isat-isa.

  72. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    sana letter T nlang ako para always next to U

  73. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    mraming klase ng view…

    front view..
    back view..
    side view..
    top view..

    pero sa dnami dmi ng view..
    ang paborito ko ay…

    I LOVE VIEW 🙂

  74. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Never go to but whenever you are mad with each other;
    Stay up and fight!

  75. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Ayyy..sorry mali..hehe

    Never go to bed whenever you are mad with each other;
    Stay up and fight!

  76. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    boy:call her miss,nkalimutan ko name mo.
    can i just call you MINE?

    girl:no,im sorry!datz not my name.
    im YOURS!

  77. ehmmjhey Avatar
    ehmmjhey

    RUSH SALE: workaholic boyfriend- in good working condition, without hidden defects!

  78. Migo Avatar
    Migo

    Parang puro galing lahat sa sms, mga forwarded messages. Madami ako nun but I wont post it here, di naman akin yun.

  79. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Kung labag sa loob mo ang magmukhang bobo, hindi ka nararapat magmahal.

  80. eyronn Avatar

    She’s walking on the hallway. The eyes, smile and her total physical aura are so lovely. But there is more to her than her beauty. The Nokia X3!

  81. Sparkle4709 Avatar
    Sparkle4709

    I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that I met you, I changed my mind.

  82. Sparkle4709 Avatar
    Sparkle4709

    If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?!

  83. Sparkle4709 Avatar
    Sparkle4709

    As the days go by, I feel so lucky that you’re not here to ruin it for me.

  84. Sparkle4709 Avatar
    Sparkle4709

    When we’re together, you’ve always told me that you would die for me. Now that we;re no longer together, how about keeping your promise?!

  85. john Avatar
    john

    Watched Naruto. Bought a guitar. Ate fishballs. Went to a car show… with my wife with me – and I am happier!

  86. Jerry Avatar

    I control you, youre mine to do as i like,
    you move, you speaks,
    and its me who talks.

  87. eclipse Avatar

    Happiness isn’t happiness without a violin-playing goat

  88. ponard Avatar
    ponard

    Boy’s 1st day at work
    Boy meets girl inside an elevator
    Boy flirts with Girl
    Girl turns out to be boy’s boss

  89. Jerry Avatar

    mouth wont shut, words would not stop,
    I turn away..turn on my computer,
    and started reading a bugged life.

  90. Jerry Avatar

    I hate everything about you, every thing,
    but mostly, i hate the way i dont hate you,
    not even a lot, not even close, not even at all.

  91. ponard Avatar
    ponard

    two souls fall in love. one’s a vegetarian the other one’s a butcher

  92. ponard Avatar
    ponard

    steve’s beautiful fiancee suddenly turns into a 70 year old man on the day of their wedding. The only way to turn her back was true loves’ kiss

  93. Jerry Avatar

    marry me and i will let you hold the remote control forever.

  94. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Our love has a chemistry; since she treats me like a toxic waste.

  95. Florinda Esguerra Avatar
    Florinda Esguerra

    jacob to edward: let’s face it, i’m hotter than you =)

  96. ponard Avatar
    ponard

    Ana and Jim had recently split up. Ana tried to look for love online. She then fell in love with a guy named Chatter76 who turns out to be Jim.

  97. Florinda Esguerra Avatar
    Florinda Esguerra

    “Does my being half-naked bother you?”
    — Jacob Black

  98. Florinda Esguerra Avatar
    Florinda Esguerra

    Amo 1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi eh.
    Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya…
    Ama 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
    Inday: NO! …. ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN, WHO TOUCHES YOURS?
    Amo 1 and 2:(tumbling)

  99. Florinda Esguerra Avatar
    Florinda Esguerra

    “I offered eternal servitude, remember. I’m your slave for life.”
    — Jacob Black

  100. Ronallie Avatar
    Ronallie

    A man’s proposing to his girl put the ring in a cake, the girl ate the cake and didn’t notice the ring. She said the almond nuts are so yummy!

  101. Florinda Esguerra Avatar
    Florinda Esguerra

    There is only one thing I want to speed up, and the rest can wait forever… but for that, it’s true, your impatient human hormones are my most powerful ally at this point.
    -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

  102. Florinda Esguerra Avatar
    Florinda Esguerra

    Edward Cullen: (to Jacob) If we weren’t natural enemies, and you weren’t trying to steal my reason for existing, I might like you.

  103. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    B:Flowers for you and chocolates too! Kasi mahal kita.
    G:(smiles sweetly) Thank you!
    B:Hayaan mo, bukas diamante naman nanakawin ko. =)

  104. danz gonzales Avatar

    mahal kita kahit muka ka pang bangkay.

  105. Ronallie Avatar
    Ronallie

    A girl was drowned in a pool, when a man came and threw a life vest. She believe he was a Knight in shining armor until “That’s P15/hour” ok!

  106. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    GIRL: Miss mo ba ako?

    BOY: Sa ngayon “miss” palang kita, sa susunod “misis” na kita.

  107. GMI Avatar
    GMI

    Clumsy girl. Lucky Boy. Banana. Cue Dave Matthews.

  108. GMI Avatar
    GMI

    Clumsy girl. Lucky boy. Banana peel. Cue Dave Matthews.

  109. danz gonzales Avatar

    Sa isang klase, boy: tumataba ka at bumibilog. girl: weh di nga? boy: at nagiging mundo ko.

  110. danz gonzales Avatar

    kasabay ng tawa ang bawat halinghing, at kasabay ng ungol ang bawat ngiti.

  111. danz gonzales Avatar

    kapag may romansa may ligaya.

  112. GMI Avatar
    GMI

    “Hi good sir, my name is Jared. Uhm, me and your daughter…”

  113. danz gonzales Avatar

    After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

  114. danz gonzales Avatar

    The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”

  115. danz gonzales Avatar

    Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
    A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

  116. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Tapos ka na ba sa exam mo? Sana ako naman sagutin mo.

  117. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Encyclopedia ka ba? Ang kapal mo kasi.

  118. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Minsan gusto kitang patirin, para mahulog ka naman sa akin.

  119. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Boy meets girl. Girl likes boy, boy likes another boy.

  120. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Girl: Gusto kong ikasal sa malaking simbahan at may magandang reception. Ikaw, saan mo gusto?

    Boy: Sa tabi mo.

  121. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    Once upon a time:

    Boy: Pupu ka ba?

    Girl: Hindi ah! Bakit?

    Boy: Kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan eh.
    🙂

  122. abby Avatar
    abby

    you’ll never know what love is,but not until you fell in love with me.

  123. szen Avatar
    szen

    Esquinitas: Lovers’ Best Hideout

  124. szen Avatar
    szen

    A blind man’s words to his lover: LOVE is BLIND. So Love me.

  125. abby Avatar
    abby

    you complete me..=D

  126. szen Avatar
    szen

    Q:”Are you ready?”
    A:”As I’ll ever be”.

  127. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    Once upon a time:

    BOY: Sana wrinkles na lang kita.

    GIRL: Bakit naman?

    BOY: Para kasama kita hanggang sa pagtanda ko. 🙂

  128. szen Avatar
    szen

    The most powerful symptom of love is MENTAL DISTURBANCE.
    Result: MENTAL HOSPITAL.hehe

  129. CJ Avatar

    Mr. Death falls in love, gives up his job, goes to earth and pays for a major makeover. Girl dies the next day.

  130. Iris Avatar
    Iris

    Ako’y sa’yo at Ikaw ay akin lamang.

  131. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    boy: hindi kaba napapagud?
    girl: hindi,bakit?
    boy: kanina kapa kasi tumatakbo sa isipan ko.

  132. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    sana isda ka at tubig ako para sa ayaw at gusto mo hindi ka mabubuhay ng wala ako.

  133. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    At a party, the Prince was smitten by a lady disguised as a gypsy. They made out. The next day, the jester was executed. He was the gypsy.

  134. szen Avatar
    szen

    The most sensitive part you can touch on a woman that will drive her crazy.Her heart.(hmm.mga green minded jan.ehe)

  135. CJ Avatar

    Ana sliced the cake and found a ring. She rushed to Jim’s side & hugged him. He hugged her back & mouthed at the waiter,”Wrong girlfriend!”

  136. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    boy: parol kba?

    girl: bkt?

    boy: kse all these years ikaw pa rin ang nksabit sa puso ko..

  137. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    boy: candy cane ka ba?

    girl: bakit naman?

    boy: kasi pag nakikita kita, i always want to lick you

  138. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    boy: anong gagawin mo this christmas?

    girl: wala naman. party lng. ikaw?

    boy: ganun pa rin.
    mamahalin ka

  139. sherwood Avatar

    I love you just the way you are!

  140. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Groom was dismayed to meet his ex-lover at his own wedding. The bride’s father said to him: “Anna understands. On weekends, you’re mine.”

  141. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    The princess married the court jester. They had a son. They named him Joker.

  142. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Man and woman got married. A year after, they divorced. Then, woman gave birth and sued man for alimony. Man had a stroke.

  143. AVATARLADY Avatar

    Know what? I love my bf even though he refuses to commit to a hamper and putting down the toilet seat and lid at least for once in my life.

    lifeis.oceanbliss at gmail dot com

  144. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    “Our love will last forever, in this life and beyond,” boy and girl swore to each other. The next day, they broke up.

  145. sherwood Avatar

    Pakipatay na ang ilaw, Babe!! ready na ako! babe pag pinatay ko ang ilaw makikita pa kaya kita?

  146. CJ Avatar

    Ana sliced the cake and found a ring. She rushed to Jim’s side & hugged him. He hugged her back & mouthed at the waiter,”Wrong girlfriend!”

  147. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    B:Excuse me can I borrow a phone, it is an emergency?
    G:Yea sure whats wrong?
    B:My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

  148. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

  149. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    You: You look like my second wife!
    Other: How many times have you been married?
    You: Once!

  150. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

  151. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

  152. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?

  153. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  154. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

  155. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

  156. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.

  157. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Uy papicture tayo!!
    para ma-develop tayo!! 🙂

  158. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Can i take your picture??
    coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

  159. eden cris sabolbora Avatar
    eden cris sabolbora

    Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
    kasi type kita..

  160. AVATARLADY Avatar

    Yesterday ended my PMS. Today I miss cuddling with him. Tomorrow starts my menopause. Whoever said love is endless, doesn’t study Biology.

    lifeis.oceanbliss at gmail dot com

  161. sherwood Avatar

    hon: miss na kita!
    hon2: miss mo na ako?
    hon: HINDI! kaya nga miss diba!

  162. sherwood Avatar

    Tweeter ka ba? bakit? lagi kasi kitang fina-follow eh!

  163. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Para kang “LUPANG HINIRANG”. Napapatigil kasi ako pag narinig kita. At hindi lang yun! Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko!

  164. sherwood Avatar

    I love you once, I love you twice! should we go to bed now?!

  165. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    “TAE” ka ba? Kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan.

  166. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Are you an ASTHMA? ‘Cause you take my breath away.

  167. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    You’re my paint because you give color to my life.

  168. sherwood Avatar

    Mark this day!I’ll propose tonight and will marry you someday!

  169. szen Avatar
    szen

    Mukha ka mang “dagis palengke”, may baygon rat trap naman ako para manatili kana sa bahay ko.

  170. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Have we met? ’cause you look familiar. You look like my NEXT BOYFRIEND.

  171. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    I don’t need to look at the sky to see stars because my star is just the one reading this.

  172. sherwood Avatar

    I love you Faithfully!
    Ganun? ok spell “Faithfully”!
    pwedeng sincere na lang?

  173. sherwood Avatar

    The love of a man depends on how he care for his relation
    ang tanong! ikaw ba ay may ka-relasyon?

  174. szen Avatar
    szen

    Want some money? Kuha ka ng 3M.

  175. szen Avatar
    szen

    Bakit ka mag-aasawa?Eh di mu naman kadugo o kaano-ano ang papakainin mo habang buhay..hehe =)

  176. szen Avatar
    szen

    What does a man / woman want?

  177. szen Avatar
    szen

    LOVE is a small word that has a lot of meaning behind it.

    ^_^

  178. Harry Avatar
    Harry

    She tried to slap me, slipped, and hit her head. When she came to, she said she wanted to have my baby. I should have tried to catch her.

  179. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    B: Ms., wonder girls ka ba?
    G: No. Why?
    B: ‘Cause I want nobody, nobody but you.

  180. szen Avatar
    szen

    Wanted: Bachelors for LOLA (may asim pa)

  181. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    Girl asked boy,”how much do you love me?” boy replied,”its like a phone… I love you X 3 (times three) – love love love much!” 🙂

  182. Polemic Avatar
    Polemic

    I was in McDo Katipunan.
    He was in McDo Batangas.
    Phones at hand.
    A pair of Cheeseburgers and Caramel Sundaes.

  183. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Posporo ka ba? Edi posporo rin ako para MATCH tayo.

  184. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tignan mo ako, buhay pero patay na patay sa’yo.

  185. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    When I see your face..
    Mukhang basag na flower vase.

  186. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Papupulis kita. Kasi ninakaw mo yung puso ko.

  187. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    If he ever asks “Where’s the F5 button on your vagina?” Well, you need a new boyfriend.

  188. ryanV Avatar
    ryanV

    01: You + Me = Forever;
    02: goto 01

  189. Ferdinand A. Avatar
    Ferdinand A.

    Wag kang maniwala sa mga sabi-sabi mahal. I never left you. Uulitin ko. Hindi kita KINALIWA!

  190. bariles Avatar

    3 Phases of Love: Engagement Ring. Wedding Ring. Suffering.

  191. Camille Avatar
    Camille

    Eh paano?! Ang napansin ko ay hindi ang kanyang magandang kutis o mga mata…masakit mang isipin, ang una kong napansin ay ang kanyang tinga!

  192. Ferdinand A. Avatar
    Ferdinand A.

    I know that you want to be seated at that table when we date. I bought it so that we don’t have to go back to that fancy restaurant anymore.

  193. Ferdinand A. Avatar
    Ferdinand A.

    LOST AND FOUND: 43 year old male high school crush who lost his memory. I find him still sexy so I brought him home. Get him back tomorrow.

  194. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Pustiso ka ba? Kasi you know I can’t smile without you. =)

  195. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Magsalbabida ka nga. Baka kasi malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko.

  196. tankphoenix Avatar
    tankphoenix

    Maglalagas man ang buhok mo, tatalsik man ang pustiso mo, wawalisin ito ng puso ko

  197. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Kulangot ka ba? “cause you are really really hard to get.

  198. john Avatar
    john

    She whispered “GOOD NIGHT CRUSH!”, he said “shhhh! you might wake the kids up…”

  199. abby Avatar
    abby

    Labs na labs parin kita kahit bungi bungi kana, para sakin ikaw ang pinakapoging papa, o ka’y sarap isiping kasama kang tumanda

  200. jelo Avatar
    jelo

    kung ikaw ang makakalaban ko sa karera..

    pede bang maglakad na lang tayo?

    bakit pa ko tatakbo, e kasama ko na premyo ko?! 🙂

  201. Third Avatar

    The guy ran into the house.
    There is a grenade which is about to explode!
    Then he shouted, “But darling, I’d still catch a grenade for you!”

  202. Third Avatar

    Search. Add. Confirm. Poke. Poke. Poke. They changed relationship status. Engaged. Married. Guy forgot to send gifts on Farmville. Single.

  203. Third Avatar

    They met. They look into each other’s eyes.
    And POOF, they became Koko Krunch!

  204. Third Avatar

    “Hey, how’s your lovelife?”

    *BLAG*

  205. Ferdinand A. Avatar
    Ferdinand A.

    Tombstone text written by the departed’s wife: HEAR LAYS A MEN DEAD AFTER DONATING THE BREIN TO HER BELOBED WIFE HU SUFERD BREIN TUMORS.

  206. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Guy1: Pare, tanda mo na la ka paring GF. Wala kabang napupusuan?
    Gu2y: Pare, manhid ka lng…manhid ka lng.

  207. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Guwapo + Maganda = Perfect Couple
    Guwapo + Panget = True Love
    Panget + Maganda = Galing Dumiskarte
    Panget + Panget = SUKOB!

  208. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    GF: Honey, do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
    BF: For me, you’re PRETTY UGLY. Love is blind though. =)

  209. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Husband (Dying): I love you and I’m sorry I’ve cheated you.
    Wife: I know. That’s why I poisoned you.

  210. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Happy 50th anniversary dear. Here’s to years of regular fighting and drunken living; looking forward to more fights and wines. Cheers!

  211. TheGreatMorinda Avatar
    TheGreatMorinda

    ROMANTIC COMEDY #1: He likes men. She likes women. A match made in heaven.

    ROMANTIC COMEDY #2: They had a baby. They got married. They fell in love.

    ROMANTIC COMEDY #3: He’s 6’2″. She’s 5’2″. Horizontally, it doesn’t really count.

  212. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    What men meant:
    -Can I help with dinner? (Food isn’t ready yet?)
    -That’s interesting, dear. (Still talking?)
    -Oh! How bad my memory is! (I forgot)

  213. danz gonzales Avatar

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  214. TheGreatMorinda Avatar
    TheGreatMorinda

    ROMANTIC COMEDY #4: He’s an obituary writer. She writes epitaphs. A match made in heaven. Or hell.

  215. ryanV Avatar
    ryanV

    Wife. Crossword help cry. “8-letter word for ‘tiresome sameness’”.
    Husband. Answer. “Monogamy”. Wink Wink.

  216. ryanV Avatar
    ryanV

    Husband whispered lovingly to his wife, “You’re a good investment. Before we married, my hands could reach around you. Now…”.

  217. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Wag kang feeling. Hindi lahat ng pinopost ko ay para sayo…
    YUNG IBA LANG 🙂

  218. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Two friends talking.
    F1: Bakit ganun ang sakit sakit Tol? Iniwan niya lang ako.
    F2: Bakit? Saan ba dapat kayo pupunta?

  219. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Kahit madaming tao sa mundo, kung mahal mo siya, di ka talaga maiinlove sa iba. Maliban na lang kung malandi ka.

  220. szen Avatar
    szen

    It’s Walt Disney’s fault kung bakit may “happily ever after”. ^_^

  221. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    “You have eyes like stars, lips like candies, cheeks like cherries and skin like butter.”
    Wait, don’t smile. Imagine how you look like.

  222. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream. Matutunaw lang kapag tinitigan mo. Kaya kung ako sayo, dilaan mo na habang maaga pa.

  223. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ayoko ng katulad mo. Dahil ang gusto ko ay “Ikaw Mismo”.

  224. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Are you a criminal? Wanted ka kasi sa puso ko eh.

  225. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: Break na tayo!
    G: (umiiyak) Bakit? Hindi mo na ba ako mahal?
    B: Gaga. Break na tayo, kain tayo, nagugutom na ako eh! Syempre tayo pa! 🙂

  226. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ang pag ibig ko sayo ay parang RUGBY..
    Matagal matanggal.. At higit sa lahat, nakaka-HIGH :”>

  227. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    BOY: Sana naging simbang gabi nalang ako…
    GIRL: Bakit?
    BOY: Para kahit papano ku-kumpletuhin mo ako.

  228. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Kung pangalan ko ay I LOVE YOU. Maglalakas loob ka bang tawagin ako?.

  229. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    What if my name is “YOURS”? How will I introduce myself to you? Should I say, hi, i’m Yours.

  230. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Gusto ko sanang maging anghel sayo kaso, katawan mo pa lang,
    dinedemonyo na ko!.

  231. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ini-small ka ba nila? Wag kang mag-alala. Ini-iBIG naman kita.

  232. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Anong sabi ng baboy na nililitson?
    “Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but that all right because I like the way it hurts”.

  233. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    B:Miss, Holdaper ka ba?
    G:Bakit?
    B:Ibibigay ko kasi ang lahat sayo wag mo lang ako saktan.

  234. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    G: Miss mo na ba ako?
    B: Sa ngayon, miss na kita. Balang araw, MISIS na kita.

  235. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Mahal pa rin kita kahit ang hirap hirap mong intindihin!
    – Para ito kay LYAN BANG!

  236. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Pag nakikita kita, para akong mapapa-ihi. Kinikilig kasi ako.

  237. szen Avatar
    szen

    Banat ng mga Singles: May AIDS ako! (Acute Irritable Detached Syndrome)

  238. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    G: Aanhin mo yung hagdan?
    B: Aakyat sana ako sayo ng ligaw
    G: Yumuko ka na lang.
    B: Bakit?
    G: Pakipulot ung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sayo!

  239. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    This is how to greet your ex on Christmas and New Year.
    “Maligayang PAST-ko” at “May bagong ka-ON na ko”.

  240. szen Avatar
    szen

    People who are known as shrimps: Katawan lang ang gusto niyo sa’min!

  241. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Girl: If I would give you a chance to kiss me, where would you want it to be?
    Boy: Inside the CHURCH in front of JESUS.

  242. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Sana KALENDARYO ka na lang, para ARAW ARAW , ikaw ang DATE ko.

  243. szen Avatar
    szen

    Trending Status:Single,In-Relationship,Married,Divorced.
    Know the myths b4 anything else.

  244. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Pwede ba kitang sundan?
    Sabi kase ng nanay ko “follow your dreams” eh.

  245. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Kahit gaano pa karami ang inumin kong ENERVON, kung hindi naman kita makikita, hindi ko rin maaabot ang “HAPPINESS” ko.

  246. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    NIDO ka ba? Kasi you’re my number one!

  247. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Kaya mo ba akong murahin? Kasi kun hindi, mahalin mo na lang ako.

  248. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Magaling ako magSHOOT sa basketball. Pero ewan ko nga ba, ikaw lang ang namiMISS ko.

  249. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ganyan ka nman eh, lalapit ka lng sa’kin pag hndi mo na kaya!
    – NAG-IINARTENG CHARGER

  250. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Google kaba? kasi lahat nang hinahanap ko nakikita ko sa iyo.

  251. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Lighter ka ba? Nagliyab kasi yung puso ko nung mahawakan kita.

  252. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    B: Uy, balita ko, MMDA ka ah?
    G: Ha? MMDA?
    B: Oo, Mahal Mo Daw Ako.

  253. szen Avatar
    szen

    MATH GEEK Lovers exchange notes:
    distribute x=3
    3x+4x+5x+22+5+7x=?
    3(3)+4(3)+5(3)+22+5+7(3)=
    I L O V E U

  254. szen Avatar
    szen

    We met. He fixed my shoe; we fell in love. I could care less about his gold.

  255. szen Avatar
    szen

    Those 3 words are pointy. Tagos sa laman, sagad sa buto. OUCH or rather, SWEET?

  256. szen Avatar
    szen

    First Step in Wooing- For Dummies.

  257. szen Avatar
    szen

    Hair loss, very tired, withered: Signs of Having a Menace Partner

  258. szen Avatar
    szen

    Love and War. Two inseparable words.

  259. szen Avatar
    szen

    Architecture- Foundation is relationship. The stronger it is, the longer it will last.

  260. CHOBiE Avatar
    CHOBiE

    Anong height mo? Pa’no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

    —-

    Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw. Pag wala ka, down ako.

    —-

    Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo nalang mag-on.

    —-

    Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.

    —-

    #supercorny :p

  261. szen Avatar
    szen

    Faithful man doesn’t deceive, unfaithful woman flirts. A.K.A Poker face. Lady gaga.

  262. CHOBiE Avatar
    CHOBiE

    I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?

    Pustiso ka ba? – kasi I can’t smile without you

    May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out.

    Uy papicture tayo para ma-develop tayo!

    Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I’m planning to save all my love for you.

  263. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    Naku. Watch your post po, may mga entry na nauulit. Wala po sanang gayahan. 🙂

  264. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Romantic:
    Police ka ba?? kasi hinuli at ikinulong mo ang puso ko.

  265. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    @Sanctuarian06
    ahmm dont worry hindi sila nanggagaya hindi lang nila alam na meron ng ganung entry, masyado madami yung entries to read kaya pabayaan mo na, siguro naman First Come First Serve ang isang rules d2

  266. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    hangin ka ba? kasi hindi ko kayang mabuhay ng wala ka.

  267. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    Why is your face all scratched ?
    My girlfriend said it with flowers.
    How romantic.
    Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

  268. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    What happened to that couple who met in a revolving door ?
    They’re still going round together !

  269. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    My brother fell in love with his wife the second time he met her.
    He didn’t know how rich she was the first time !

  270. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    Would you love me if I were a TV star ?
    No, but I could switch you off !

  271. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    If Miss Piggy married Mr Back she’d be Piggy Back. 🙂

  272. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    Why aren’t you going to marry David after all?
    Well he said he’d die if I didn’t, so thought I’d wait and see!

  273. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    I’ll cook you dinner, what would you like ?
    A life insurance policy !

  274. jelo Avatar
    jelo

    Sana exam na lang ako..

    Para sagutin mo ko agad. 🙂

  275. Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano Avatar
    Ramoncito Jose G. Serrano

    You’re quite a catch! But don’t feel too bad -even good offers sometimes have a catch! 🙂

  276. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Just always remember that my heart only beats for you.

  277. jelo Avatar
    jelo

    Wag kang matatakot
    kung kulay pula
    na yung dingding
    at kisame mo
    pagkagising mo..

    Wala ka sa impyerno
    kasi…

    andito ka sa PUSO ko! 🙂

  278. jelo Avatar
    jelo

    ..dadaan pa ba ko jan sa inyo?

    o didiretso na ko sa PUSO mo?! haha.. 🙂

  279. jelo Avatar
    jelo

    may nahalata ako sa crush ko..
    sa totoo lang, cute naman siya at mabait pa,
    kaso may kulang talaga sa kanya eh..

    hmmmm.. AKO! 🙂

  280. Third Avatar

    Si lalaki ay gasolina at si babae ay pamasahe.

  281. jelo Avatar
    jelo

    Kung
    subject
    ka sa
    school,
    gusto ko
    ikaw ang
    pinakamahirap…

    ..para sa’yo
    lang ako
    babagsak! 🙂

  282. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    My heart is whispering in me telling me to be your only one.

  283. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Now I know you love another and its hard for me to get over, even though we’re not together, my heart loves you.

  284. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    At the first time I saw you, I was afraid to fall in love with you, but now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

  285. Carlos Avatar
    Carlos

    Nawala ang ngiti ng lalake nang tuluyang natanggal ang damit pangkasal at nakita ang isang bagay na dapat ay wala sa isang babae…

  286. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    If you come back to me, I promise you I would never let another day just pass us by.

  287. Carlos Avatar
    Carlos

    Mayaman. Matalino. Galing sa magandang pamilya. At higit sa lahat, mabait at understanding. Tapos tatanggihan mo lang dahil mabaho ang paa?!

  288. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    I’ve lost you and I’m regretting all I’ve done, but always remember that I’m with you all along.

  289. Pinay Blogger Avatar

    SLAP. They kissed. SLAP.

  290. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Whatever it takes, I’ll make your darkest day so bright.

  291. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    If ever you cry just know I’m in your heart.

  292. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    If you go away, I will wait for you, but whenever you call I swear I will be there.

  293. Third Avatar

    The girl yelled, “Yes! Kami na! Sa panahon ngayon, mahirap ng makahanap ng lalaking wala ka ng kaagaw.”

  294. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    He’d never been on a plane, she was afraid of heights; it was love at first flight.

  295. Third Avatar

    On the first day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me…

    Nothing! Because I am single!

  296. abby Avatar
    abby

    bakit kaya ganun? ang liit naman nang kamay mo pero hawak mo ang mundo ko?

  297. abby Avatar
    abby

    patatawanin kita pag hindi ka masaya, bubuhatin kita pag nirayuma kana, o kay sarap isiping kasama kang tumanda.

  298. JULIAN Avatar
    JULIAN

    Love at first sight. Second, third, fourth… Wait someone’s coming! Okay. Fifth, sixth….

  299. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    May farmville ka ba? Pati kasi puso ko, na-harvest mo na.

  300. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    What is gravity for? Kung sa’yo lang ay nahuhulog na ako?

  301. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Diabetic ka ba?Kasi i’m planning to be the sweetest person for you.

  302. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Nagbago na ang Zodiac Signs. Pero di pa rin kayo compatible.

  303. ryanV Avatar
    ryanV

    Bar. Woman entered. Man noticed. Eyes met. Smiles exchanged. Held hands. Sweet nothings. Room. Passion burning. That would P5000, woman said.

  304. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    The best accident that happened to me is when I’ve fallen for you.

  305. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Alam mo ba kung bakit tinalikuran ko ang dota para sayo? Kasi ang dota kaya kong paglaruan, pero ikaw hindi.

  306. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    DEL MONTE ka ba? Kasi we’re Fit and Right.

  307. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ayaw kong binobola ka. Baka kasi tumalbog ka at masalo ka ng iba.

  308. shiela Avatar
    shiela

    Ibibigay ko sayo ang SSS at PhilHealth ko. Basta sa akin ang PAG-IBIG mo.

  309. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: Idedelete na kita sa friendster!
    G: Bakit naman?
    B: Kasi ayaw ko ng friends lang tayo eh! 🙂

  310. Third Avatar

    It’s true that first love never dies, but true love can bury it alive.

  311. CJ Avatar

    She fell right into the cake while I was having my afternoon tea. It was then I saw the only thing missing in the bland taste of my life.

  312. CJ Avatar

    She was about to kiss the floor. Mr. Grumpy hesitantly saved her. 2 years after, its Mr and Mrs Grumpy.

  313. sherwood Avatar

    Feel my word, and fall in love!

  314. CJ Avatar

    Hold my hand he asked, “no, its sweaty!”. minutes later I grabbed his hand “even if your sweat will drown me this is all worth it.”

  315. CJ Avatar

    “why are you such a tomboy?! You act so manly!” Then I kissed the living daylights out of him to shut him up and the rest was magic.

  316. sherwood Avatar

    It was raining and suddenly they fall in love!

  317. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    Though your snore can wake the dead, I don’t want to sleep with anyone else. (Then again, will I ever get any sleep at all?)

  318. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    I love you more than potato chips—but there are times when I wish you also came in Cheese.

  319. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    Until death do us part…but if not at the same time, then me first.

  320. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    The worst pick-up line to say to an insomniac: “Sleep with me.”

  321. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    “Happy ending” is an oxymoron…but—what the heck—let’s go for it.

  322. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: Aabsent na ako sa lahat ng klase ko.
    G: Bakit naman?
    B: Para makapasok ako sa puso mo. 🙂

  323. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    An insomniac marries a sleepyhead. She’s always agitated and he’s often yawning. Their bed sees a lot of action, but not the kind they want.

  324. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: Hoy bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha!
    G: Bakit naman?
    B: Kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko eh. 🙂

  325. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    “You’re the sugar in my coffee,” she told him. “Sweetheart,” he said, “I’m flattered, but I’m diabetic.”

  326. Sleepless Girl Avatar

    “Is it true that he dropped you like a hot potato?” her friends asked. She replied, “Yes…but put the emphasis on ‘hot.’”

  327. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
    G: Madami. Bakit?
    B: May sira yata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko. 🙂

  328. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles no?
    G: Medyo. Bakit?
    B: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko nabuo mo na. 🙂

  329. crookshanks Avatar

    she is blind.. he is deaf…
    she says he is handsome.
    then, he says thanks.

  330. cloverleaf Avatar
    cloverleaf

    Showgirl1 saw her boyfriend with showgirl2. An hour later: boyfriend had broken bones; showgirl 2 needed a cosmetic surgeon.

  331. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    B: Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi.
    G: Bakit naman?
    B: Dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal. 🙂

  332. Jared89 Avatar
    Jared89

    Girl:Alam mo para kang bisyo.
    Boy:(kilig) Dahl di mo ko maiwasan?
    Girl:Di noh! Dahil sinisira mo buhay ko..!

  333. Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr. Avatar
    Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr.

    Though you’re someone in this world that I’ll always choose to love, from now on you’re only someone that I used to love…from now on you’re only someone that I love to use!

  334. sherwood Avatar

    Our chicken lay 9 eggs! how many can you give me?

  335. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    I’m in great pain, just a sign that you’re with me gives me the strength to hold on.

  336. Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr. Avatar
    Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr.

    Husband: When we’re old, I wish you would die ahead of me, ’cause if I die first, I can’t stand the thought of you being left alone and lonely.
    Wife: That is so sweet! But I wish that you die first so I can spend your insurance and have a vacation!

  337. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Lagi mo nalang akong binubulag sa iyong kagandahan, kakainis ka!

  338. Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr. Avatar
    Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr.

    Love for sale. No exchange, no return.

  339. Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr. Avatar
    Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr.

    Eve: Tell me one good reason why I should marry you!
    Adam: There is no one else!

  340. sherwood Avatar

    Get back my Hon! Dead or Alive!

  341. sherwood Avatar

    I want my wife! Dead or Alive!

  342. Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr. Avatar
    Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr.

    I keep falling in love, but love keeps stepping aside!

  343. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Gusto ko man mawala sa iyong paningin pero you got me wrapped around you.

  344. Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr. Avatar
    Winifred L. Mallorca, Jr.

    Man: If I give you all the riches in the world, would you marry me?
    Woman: No. Unless you give yourself, too!

  345. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Sa totoo lang hindi ako naniniwala sa fate, pero nung dumating ka sa buhay ko nabago lahat ng pananaw ko.

  346. ryanV Avatar
    ryanV

    Tucked under the sheets, guy & wife caresses each other, eyes filled with love & lust. Moment is building up. Suddenly, prrffftttt. Bed empty.

  347. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    You’re the only one who taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had.

  348. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Heroine ka ba?? para kasi akong nasa langit kapag kasama kita.

  349. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    Patapon na ang buhay ko ngunit nagkaroon ako ng reason na magsimula ng panibago at ikaw yung reason na yun.

  350. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    If you cry, I’ll be the one who will catches all your tears.

  351. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    with all my problems, you will be my medication.

  352. Jayvee Fernandez Avatar

    hi JP! your last entry won’t be counted na since it was recorded at 12:01. =)

  353. JP Custodio Avatar
    JP Custodio

    hahaha ok lang po, mukhang mahihirapan ka magjudge nan kuya Jayvee dami entry

  354. Sanctuarian06 Avatar
    Sanctuarian06

    End. Goodluck to everyone! 🙂

  355. Czarina Charmaine Diwa Avatar
    Czarina Charmaine Diwa

    –A lady took a widower’s daughter. He mourns again. Whose body?
    –The postman rings thrice. No letters. Blank stares.
    –Snow white won’t wake up. Final curtain.
    –I traveled to the future. No one’s there.
    –The wedding bells stopped tolling. Rose petals, gone with the wind.
    –A poor lad eloped with a rich girl. He finally came home. No house. Arson
    –A Philosophy book. A broken rosary. Emmanuel’s stuffs.
    — An extravagant wedding. Then, children at the couple’s doorsteps.
    –A friar weeps at the sight of his daughter entering the convent.
    –Dad’s illness. Mom’s indifference. Ted’s bruises.
    –Epitaph: He served to the king. Gone in a landlord’s whim.
    –For Printing: A 16-yrs old’s Curriculum vitae.

    it’s not yet quarter to 12 🙂 goodluck

  356. wishingwell Avatar
    wishingwell

    Current local time: 11:41:24 pm
    Date: Sunday 16 January 2011
    Time zone: PHT (Philippines Time)
    Current time zone offset: +08:00 hours

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